Friday, November 02, 2007

the new york knicks home opener! the pre-game locker room chatter transcribed!



zach randolph: FEE-FI-FO-FUM!
steph: Z-BOOOOO you gonna help me up my assist average this year son?
crawford: or maybe tip in some of my bricks cause you know i love those bricks!
steph: you do?
crawford: well, i'm just not scared.
steph: sort of like the players who defend you.
zach: GU UHHHH HUUUU
david lee: YO ASSHOLES!
steph: maaaan it's david. quick, look like we're not talking about the dave matthews band.
david lee: how about this zach; if i out-rebound you this year you buy me a new whip.
zach: UHHHH BUHHHHH
david lee: what's up with the new guy?
steph and crawford: WE KNOW.

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