Tuesday, March 25, 2008


That fall looked pretty bad, dude. It's shocking how quickly teams and players go south in this league. Kidd was a triple double machine before getting traded!

If they get into the lottery it would be hilarious. A lottery pick, a trade or two, and this team could end up being good again next year. Moments like these make me think that the Knicks' situation really isn't all that [THAT] bad. I mean, they could turn it around in a season too, right? Right?

Not that Nash is faring any better. He is, but still. My favorite thing to say at a sports bar is: "But what has ______ won ever?" Is there a difference between being a Knicks fan and/or a Mavs fan as of today? The Suns? What have those teams ever won? Ok tons of exciting games while Marbury is crying at home thinking about dead babies, but humor me, please.

... and Donnie Walsh, huh? A 67 year old President of the New York Knicks. We'll see. Anything's better than Isiah for another year. The Knicks have killed basketball for me. You're dead to me, bitch.

Saturday, March 22, 2008

G-UNIT's "Elephant In The Sand" Mixtape review! They're trying to start shit again. Is it tired? Is it Hilarious?

The BLK JKS played an acoustic show at the New Museum on Thursday. I like them. I think. But I felt bad during this show.

March Sadness

All week on WFAN they are claiming Jerry West and Donnie Walsh are interested in being KNnicks GM or President of operations. But both dudes are pushing 70! I'm not age-ist but can't we get a Kiki? A Scott Skiles? Look at these clowns laughing all the way to the bank! I saw MTV "Cribs", Steph... you have a huge TV!

The team doesn't even have to "rebuild". Fuck "rebuilding" in the NBA you can turn a team around in a season. I'm not even looking for a championship, but you gotta think an expiring contract here or there [steph], a trade, a pick, and a free agent signing will win at least one playoff game? Look at the Celts! From worst to first. Maybe the Knicks can go from worst to not worst by the time next next season starts? I mean, right?


That Rockets Run was awesome. Now they're gonna eat shit. Look at Baron staring Skip To My Lou down! That's a scary beard, Skip! Watch Rafer become Rafer, Scola become Scola, and T-Mac to go down with a broken back. It was really fun while it lasted! I see a first round sweep in their future, but how can you ever be mad at this guy?

"It's called Pasta Pasta. It's named after Pasta!"

Honestly this guy is shocking! WTF he never looked this good at Wake! He's averaging 21 and 11 and 4! AVERAGING! With 177 steals this season! I think this post-season I'll turn into a de-facto Hornets fan. Why not? who wants to see a Pistons-Spurs Finals again? Celtics-Mavs? I'd take that! Just, please... no more Doug Collins waxing poetic about Tony Parker and Timmy Fundamentals! I'd rather hear JVG quoting Rasheed Wallace in regards to Tyson Chandler!

Tuesday, March 04, 2008

Monday, March 03, 2008

diener? i hardly know her! [fantasy free-agent report]

i've never been wrong in my life!
last 3 games:
31 minutes, 15, 6, 0, 2 threes, 4 steals
42 minutes, 10, 10, 2
36 minutes, 22, 9, 3

also the guy in this photo that isn't 'crash' [but everyone saw this coming]
39 minutes, 23, 9, 4, 2 threes, 3 steals
39 minutes, 25, 5, 5 1 block
37 minutes, 25, 8, 4, 1 steal